Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. -- Robert Benchley | |
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. -- Robert Benchley | |
I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along." It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that I can't guess I'll toddle. -- Robert Benchley | |
There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not. -- Robert Benchley | |
A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps. -- Robert Benchley | |
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley |