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Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) by Linux fortune

Time goes, you say?
Ah no!
Time stays, *we* go.
                -- Austin Dobson
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to
receive it.
                -- Austin O'Malley
"A University without students is like an ointment without a fly."
        -- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin
Good night, Austin, Texas, wherever you are!
Time goes, you say?
Ah no!
Time stays, *we* go.
                -- Austin Dobson
Humorix Holiday Gift Idea #8

Bob's Map to the Homes of the Rich & Geeky
US$29.95 at BobsEcommerceSite.com

Hollywood is full of shady street-side vendors selling "maps to the homes of
the rich and famous" that are actually photocopies of photocopies of
photocopies of an old 1984 Rand McNally map.

But what about the Bay Area? Wouldn't you like to visit the homes and
driveways of the rich and geeky in Silicon Valley? Wouldn't you like to see
Linus Torvalds' residence? Wouldn't you like to drive by the home of
permanent-interim-CEO Steve Jobs? Wouldn't you like to spit on the driveway of
Bill Gates?

Well, now you can. Bob's Map to the Homes of the Rich & Geeky is a full-color
128 page atlas filled with detailed instructions for finding the homes of
1,024 of the world's most famous geeks. From San Jose, to Seattle, to Austin,
to Boston, Bob's Map is your passport to gawk at the homes of the rich and
geeky.
No guarantee of accuracy or completeness!
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