Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes. We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ? | |
ATM cell has no roaming feature turned on, notebooks can't connect | |
<Teknix> our local telco has admitted that someone "backed into a button on a switch" and took the entire ATM network down <netgod> hopefully now routers are designed better, so the "network off" swtich is on the back |