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De - Pt| Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
| A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it into a urinal. Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar and repeats this sequence -- several times. Finally the bartender got so curious that he leaned over the bar and asked him what he was doing. Replied the customer, "Avoiding the middleman." | |
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| Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and quick to anger. | |
