Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
"In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that "If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago." -- Dennis Miller, SNL News | |
You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier. | |
I just remembered something about a TOAD! |