Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage. Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter. | |
sunset, n.: Pronounced atmospheric scattering of shorter wavelengths, resulting in selective transmission below 650 nanometers with progressively reducing solar elevation. | |
Theory of Selective Supervision: The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks through the office. |