Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
For God's sake, stop researching for a while and begin to think! | |
> ... What will be next, maybe you disable to run non GPL > executables under linux ? Actually no. We are researching how to stop trolls posting to the kernel list as our main AI project. - Alan Cox on linux-kernel | |
-- Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want. They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show advertisements. Make sure you get your children exactly what they ask for, even if you disapprove of their choices. If your child thinks he wants Murderous Bob, the Doll with the Face You Can Rip Right Off, you'd better get it. You may be worried that it might help to encourage your child's antisocial tendencies, but believe me, you have not seen antisocial tendencies until you've seen a child who is convinced that he or she did not get the right gift. -- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide" |