Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code. | |
Hewett's Observation: The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of peers similarly engaged. | |
Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics: Population density is inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the keg. | |
Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading: The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the number of times you have looked at it. | |
Watson's Law: The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it. | |
The relative speed of a computer, regardless of CPU architecture, is inversely proportional to the number of Microsoft products installed. -- From a Slashdot.org post | |
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. | |
The degree of technical confidence is inversely proportional to the level of management. |