Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off. | |
Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job? A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off. | |
This land is my land, and only my land, I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one, If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off, This land is private property. -- Apologies to Woody Guthrie |