Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers. | |
had to use hammer to free stuck disk drive heads. | |
Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer. | |
All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer. -- IBM maintenance manual, 1925 | |
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Levitating Trains and Kamikaze Genes: Technological Literacy for the 1990's. | |
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail. | |
"Poor man... he was like an employee to me." -- The police commisioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of his bodyguard | |
"Trust me. I know what I'm doing." -- Sledge Hammer | |
"When the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to treat everything as if it were a nail." -- Abraham Maslow | |
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer. | |
Baruch's Observation: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. | |
blithwapping: Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends | |
Leibowitz's Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands. | |
Maslow's Maxim: If the only tool you have is a hammer, you treat everything like a nail. | |
Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule. You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it. | |
Don't force it, get a larger hammer. -- Anthony | |
Force it!!! If it breaks, well, it wasn't working anyway... No, don't force it, get a bigger hammer. | |
Tyger, Tyger, burning bright Where the hammer? Where the chain? In the forests of the night, In what furnace was thy brain? What immortal hand or eye What the anvil? What dread grasp Dare frame thy fearful symmetry? Dare its deadly terrors clasp? Burnt in distant deeps or skies When the stars threw down their spears The cruel fire of thine eyes? And water'd heaven with their tears On what wings dare he aspire? Dare he laugh his work to see? What the hand dare seize the fire? Dare he who made the lamb make thee? And what shoulder & what art Tyger, Tyger, burning bright Could twist the sinews of they heart? In the forests of the night, And when thy heart began to beat What immortal hand or eye What dread hand & what dread feet Dare frame thy fearful symmetry? Could fetch it from the furnace deep And in thy horrid ribs dare steep In the well of sanguine woe? In what clay & in what mould Were thy eyes of fury roll'd? -- William Blake, "The Tyger" | |
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. -- Marshall Lumsden | |
This is a BP6 FAQ. Try increasing the voltage to your CPUs by .1V, or by taking the BP6 and introducing it to a hammer. Either should be an improvement. - Benjamian LaHaise not recommending the Abit BP6 motherboard on lkml | |
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding. | |
<Mercury> Knghtbrd: Hey, perl has the power grace and elegance of a sledge hammer. (=:] <|Rain|> certainly the grace and elegance, anyway | |
If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. -- Maslow |