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De - Pt| Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
| Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands! Try: ar t "God" drink < bottle; opener (Bourne Shell) cat "food in tin cans" (all but 4.[23]BSD) Hey UNIX! Got a match? (V6 or C shell) mkdir matter; cat > matter (Bourne Shell) rm God man: Why did you get a divorce? (C shell) date me (anything up to 4.3BSD) make "heads or tails of all this" who is smart (C shell) If I had a ) for every dollar of the national debt, what would I have? sleep with me (anything up to 4.3BSD) | |
| Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. | |
| divorce, n: A change of wife. | |
| poisoned coffee, n.: Grounds for divorce. | |
| Divorce Assumption: A form of Safety Net-ism, the belief that if a marriage doesn't work out, then there is no problem because partners can simply seek a divorce. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture" | |
| A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he hates lawyers more than he hates his wife. | |
| Divorce is a game played by lawyers. -- Cary Grant | |
| Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!! | |
| Hey, wait a minute!! I want a divorce!! ... you're not Clint Eastwood!! | |
