Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot who was cordial Is now transmitting static. The carpet died, a palm collapsed, The cat keeps doing poo. The only thing that keeps me sane Is talking to my shoe. -- My Shoe | |
The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order. |