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De - Pt| Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
| "What did you do when the ship sank?" "I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore." | |
| A doctor was stranded with a lawyer in a leaky life raft in shark-infested waters. The doctor tried to swim ashore but was eaten by the sharks. The lawyer, however, swam safely past the bloodthirsty sharks. "Professional courtesy," he explained. | |
