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De - Pt| Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
| Feeling amorous, she looked under the sheets and cried, "Oh, no, it's Microsoft!" | |
| The glances over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat | |
| You know you're in trouble when... (1) You wake up face down on the pavement. (2) Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache. (3) You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. (4) Your twin sister forgot your birthday. (5) You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then remember that you don't have a waterbed. (6) Your doctor tells you you're allergic to chocolate. | |
