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De - Pt| Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
| She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring -- they applaud. | |
| The alarm clock that is louder than God's own belongs to the roommate with the earliest class. | |
| My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!! | |
