Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
"My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights?" -- MadameX | |
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel. -- Mark Twain | |
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop. "What! no soap?" So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber; and there were present the Picninnies, and the Grand Panjandrum himself, with the little round button at top, and they all fell to playing the game of catch as catch can, till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots. -- Samuel Foote | |
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. -- Mark Twain | |
Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble? | |
QOTD: "My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?" | |
Schmidt's Observation: All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person. | |
Slurm, n.: The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" | |
work, n.: The blessed respite from screaming kids and soap operas for which you actually get paid. | |
"What did you do when the ship sank?" "I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore." | |
SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS ... He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!! | |
... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!! | |
When I met th'POPE back in '58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP or DETERGENT for 15 minutes. He seemed to enjoy it ... |