Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard. | |
Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex. - Ellyn Mustard | |
"You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape." - Ellyn Mustard | |
You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape. - Ellyn Mustard | |
"Well I don't see why I have to make one man miserable when I can make so many men happy." -- Ellyn Mustard, about marriage | |
Let us go then you and I while the night is laid out against the sky like a smear of mustard on an old pork pie. "Nice poem Tom. I have ideas for changes though, why not come over?" -- Ezra | |
Catsup and Mustard all over the place! It's the Human Hamburger! |