Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
YOU HAVE AN I/O ERROR -> Incompetent Operator error | |
Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly. -- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1 Here is a letter, read it at your leisure. -- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" 5,1 [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when referring to I/O system services.] | |
From the Pro 350 Pocket Service Guide, p. 49, Step 5 of the instructions on removing an I/O board from the card cage, comes a new experience in sound: 5. Turn the handle to the right 90 degrees. The pin-spreading sound is normal for this type of connector. | |
If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports. | |
Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware. Hardware has limitations, software doesn't. It's a real shame that Turing machines are so poor at I/O. | |
I/O, I/O, It's off to disk I go, A bit or byte to read or write, I/O, I/O, I/O... | |
/* First check any supplied i/o locations. User knows best. <cough> */ - comment from drivers/net/ne.c |