Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallagher | |
"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food." --Gallagher | |
Hey, what do you expect from a culture that *drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*? -- Gallagher |