Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Fly Windows NT: All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs in the outline of a plane. They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet swooshing sounds as if they are flying. | |
Immutability, Three Rules of: (1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will. (2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will. (3) If a teenager can go out, he will. | |
Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you'd run out of air to push against. |