Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the president but is always polite to traffic cops. | |
Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to school. | |
"Don't come back until you have him", the Tick-Tock Man said quietly, sincerely, extremely dangerously. They used dogs. They used probes. They used cardio plate crossoffs. They used teepers. They used bribery. They used stick tites. They used intimidation. They used torment. They used torture. They used finks. They used cops. They used search and seizure. They used fallaron. They used betterment incentives. They used finger prints. They used the bertillion system. They used cunning. They used guile. They used treachery. They used Raoul-Mitgong but he wasn't much help. They used applied physics. They used techniques of criminology. And what the hell, they caught him. -- Harlan Ellison, "Repent, Harlequin, said the Tick-Tock Man" | |
Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash.... The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops. -- Steven Wright | |
Cops never say good-bye. They're always hoping to see you again in the line-up. -- Raymond Chandler | |
Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work. |