Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone. | |
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury. -- Tom Duff, Bell Labs | |
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only). | |
Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America? A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision. | |
Those who can, do; those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record. |