Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? A: The same middle name. | |
John the Baptist after poisoning a thief, Looks up at his hero, the Commander-in-Chief, Saying tell me great leader, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in? The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly, Saying death to all those who would whimper and cry. And dropping a barbell he points to the sky, Saying the sun is not yellow, it's chicken. -- Bob Dylan, "Tombstone Blues" | |
The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack." -- H.L. Mencken |