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Q:        What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A:        The same middle name.
John the Baptist after poisoning a thief,
Looks up at his hero, the Commander-in-Chief,
Saying tell me great leader, but please make it brief
Is there a hole for me to get sick in?
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly,
Saying death to all those who would whimper and cry.
And dropping a barbell he points to the sky,
Saying the sun is not yellow, it's chicken.
                -- Bob Dylan, "Tombstone Blues"
The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack."
                -- H.L. Mencken
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