Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
TCP/IP UDP alarm threshold is set too low. | |
The late rebellion in Massachusetts has given more alarm than I think it should have done. Calculate that one rebellion in 13 states in the course of 11 years, is but one for each state in a century and a half. No country should be so long without one. -- Thomas Jefferson in letter to James Madison, 20 December 1787 | |
She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring -- they applaud. | |
The alarm clock that is louder than God's own belongs to the roommate with the earliest class. | |
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off. | |
Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not. Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end. Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm. -- Tom Robbins | |
If we were meant to get up early, God would have created us with alarm clocks. | |
My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!! |