Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (Deutsch) | by Linux fortune |
The trouble with being a pioneer is that pioneers get killed by the indians. | |
'There is no sausage in my forehead. Why?' (Neil Hendry) | |
There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get heart's desire. The other one is to get it. (George Bernard Shaw, ir. Dramatiker, 1856-1950) | |
Oh Sprint please come save me / from the prices of TELECOM Germany // Oh AT&T come to our aid / so much money we have paid // For quality that is rotten / and service best forgotten // Oh please come and save us and me / from a greedy state monopoly. // (Scot Stevenson) | |
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. (Robert Lee Frost, am. Schriftsteller, 1874-1963) | |
No Body is perfect. (Gerhard Uhlenbruck, dt. Imunbiologe) | |
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent (Isaac Asimov, am. Wissenschaftsautor, 1920-92) | |
Microsoft is not the answer, Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer. | |
Postulate #1: Nothing is better than sex. Postulate #2: Masturbation is better than nothing. Conclusion: Masturbation is better than sex. | |
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. | |
I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better. (Mae West, am. Schauspielerin, 1892-1980) | |
Once there was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time is called the Dark Ages. | |
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. (George Bernard Shaw, ir. Dramatiker, 1856-1950) | |
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest, with an axe. | |
Too much of a good thing is wonderful. (Mae West, am. Schauspielerin, 1892-1980) | |
A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. (Caskie Stinnett) | |
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. (Will Rogers, am. Humorist, 1879-1935) | |
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one. (George Bernard Shaw, ir. Dramatiker, 1856-1950) | |
Defizit is, wat de hast, wenn de weniger hast, wie de hättst, wenn de nischt hast. Sprichwort aus Berlin | |
Love is like a hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties. Herzlichen Dank an eine unbekannte Netsurferin für diesen Spruch! | |
Love is like quicksand, the more you fight it the faster you sink. Herzlichen Dank an eine unbekannte Netsurferin für diesen Spruch! | |
One man’s sunset is another man’s dawn. Herzlichen Dank an eine unbekannte Netsurferin für diesen Spruch! | |
A good man is hard to find. A hard man is good to find. T-Shirt Aufdruck | |
Wenn man die Ereignisse lang genug zurückverfolgt, merkt man, dass unausweichlich der Zufall is Spiel kommt. Hineu |