Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Chef, n.: Any cook who swears in French. | |
A journalist, thrilled over his dinner, asked the chef for the recipe. Retorted the chef, "Sorry, we have the same policy as you journalists, we never reveal our sauce." | |
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry. |