Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (Deutsch) | by Linux fortune |
The trouble with being a pioneer is that pioneers get killed by the indians. | |
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash. (Emo Phillips) | |
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest, with an axe. | |
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. [Für mich gibt's Wichtigeres im Leben als die Schule] Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), US-amerikanischer Erzähler und Satiriker, eigentlich Samuel Langhorne Clemens | |
Love is like a hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties. Herzlichen Dank an eine unbekannte Netsurferin für diesen Spruch! |