Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up! -- Harlan Ellison | |
The reader this message encounters not failing to understand is cursed. | |
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding. | |
Hmmm ... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET FIDDLE ORCHESTRA ... ha ... ha ... |