|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth.|
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.9
|The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.|
|A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.|
|A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you|
actually look forward to the trip.
-- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red"
|A diplomat's life consists of three things: protocol, Geritol, and alcohol.|
-- Adlai Stevenson
|A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having|
his neighbour notice it.
-- Trygve Lie