|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (Deutsch)||by Linux fortune|
|Postulate #1: Nothing is better than sex. |
Postulate #2: Masturbation is better than nothing.
Conclusion: Masturbation is better than sex.
|The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one. |
(George Bernard Shaw, ir. Dramatiker, 1856-1950)