Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think only about today. Charlie Brown: No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping that yesterday will get better. | |
Afternoon, n.: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning. | |
pessimist: A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the wolf from the door. optimist: A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of his pants. opportunist: A man who invites the wolf in and appears the next day in a fur coat. | |
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them. | |
Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair -- It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. | |
You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. -- Janis Joplin | |
You can't start worrying about what's going to happen. You get spastic enough worrying about what's happening now. -- Lauren Bacall | |
Some days you wake and immediately start worrying. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble. -- "Survival Series", Jenny Holzer | |
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. | |
"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that need worrying about." | |
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. -- None of my socks match. -- I'm having all my plants neutered. -- I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. -- My yucca plant is feeling yucky. -- I'm touring China with a wok band. -- My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night. -- I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism. -- There are important world issues that need worrying about. -- I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush. -- I prefer to remain an enigma. -- I think you want the OTHER Peggy/Cathy/Mike/whomever. -- I feel a song coming on. | |
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. -- Robert Orben |