|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|We'll be more than happy to do so once Jim shows the slightest sign|
of interest in fixing his proposal to deal with the technical
arguments that have *already* been made. Most engineers have
learned there is little to be gained in fine-tuning the valve timing
on a gasoline-powered internal combustion engine when the pistons
and crankshaft are missing...
-- Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu on NANOG
|Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?|
A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.