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De - Pt| Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
| It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. -- Groucho Marx | |
| Obviously the subject of death was in the air, but more as something to be avoided than harped upon. Possibly the horror that Zaphod experienced at the prospect of being reunited with his deceased relatives led on to the thought that they might just feel the same way about him and, what's more, be able to do something about helping to postpone this reunion. -- Douglas Adams | |
| Humorix Holiday Gift Idea #1 Linux-of-the-Month Club Price: US$60 for a one year membership Producer: CheapNybbles; 1-800-LINUX-CD It's the gift that keeps on giving. Every month a CD-ROM with a different Linux distribution or BSD Unix flavor will be sent in the mail. This is the perfect gift for those that have been using Slackware since day one and haven't gotten around to trying another distribution. Or, for those friends or relatives that still cling to Windows, a Linux-of-the-Month club membership is the perfect way to say, "Your OS sucks". | |
| God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends. | |
| The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home. | |
| The hatred of relatives is the most violent. -- Tacitus (c.55 - c.117) | |
| This is the solution to Debian's problem .. and since the only real way to create more relatives of developers is to have children, we need more sex! It's a long term investment ... it's the work itself that is satisfying! -- Craig Brozefsky | |
| RELATIVES!! | |
