Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
"For the love of phlegm...a stupid wall of death rays. How tacky can ya get?" - Post Brothers comics | |
Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays. Embezzlement is another matter. | |
Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some rays and became a tangent ? | |
Slashdot Effect Vaporizes Ganymede -- Submitted by Dave Finton In one of the more bizarre consequences of the infamous "Slashdot Effect", Ganymede, the largest moon in our solar system, was completely and utterly destroyed when CmdrTaco posted an article about the Hubble Space Telescope's latest round of images and discoveries. "It all started when we put up some more info on our web page about Jupiter and Ganymede," said one NASA guy whom we believe may be in charge of something. "CmdrTaco got wind of it, and posted it on his site." According to observers, the webserver promptly exploded thereafter, damaging the nearby remote control system used to aim and focus the Hubble's cameras from the ground. "All of the sudden our controls went wacky!" said one engineer. "The Hubble then started shooting these death rays all over the universe. One of those rays hit Ganymede, and *POOF*. There it went! We were all like, 'COOOOOL! Let's aim it something else!'" | |
Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!! | |
FOOLED you! Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!! |