Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy. (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible. | |
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. -- H.L. Mencken | |
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. -- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn" |