Dictionary De - En
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De - Pt| Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
| * Overfiend ponders doing an NMU of asclock, in which he simply changes the extended description to "If you bend over and put your head between your legs, you can read the time off your assclock." <doogie> Overfiend: go to bed. | |
| * Espy ponders an uplad queue called 'hell' so I can do dupload --to hell | |
| * knghtbrd ponders how to scare the living shit out of 87 people at once.. <knghtbrd> AHH! I can do it in 3 words!: <knghtbrd> Microsoft Visual COBOL. | |
| * wolfie ponders how many debianites it takes to screw in a lightbulb <Viiru> wolfie: Somewhere around 600? One screw's the bulb, and the rest flame him for doing it wrong. <part> wolfie: is the bulb free software? <Tv> Can we vote on whether to screw it or not? | |
| * dpkg ponders: 'C++' should have been called 'D' -- #Debian | |
