|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|I truly wish I could be a great surgeon or philosopher or author or anything|
constructive, but in all honesty I'd rather turn up my amplifier full blast
and drown myself in the noise.
-- Charles Schmid, the "Tucson Murderer"
|An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.|
"Your Honor, my client is accused of stuffing his lover's mutilated body into
a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border. Just north of Tijuana a cop
spotted her hand sticking out of the suitcase. Now, I would like to stress
that my client is *___not* a murderer. A sloppy packer, maybe..."