Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Lawful Dungeon Master -- and they're MY laws! | |
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. -- H.L. Mencken | |
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp. Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give. Gas smells awful-- You might as well live! -- Dorothy Parker, "Resume", 1926 | |
I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessler |