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| The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES SPECIES: Cranial Males SUBSPECIES: The Hacker (homo computatis) Plumage: All clothes have a slightly crumpled look as though they came off the top of the laundry basket. Style varies with status. Hacker managers wear gray polyester slacks, pink or pastel shirts with wide collars, and paisley ties; staff wears cinched-up baggy corduroy pants, white or blue shirts with button-down collars, and penholder in pocket. Both managers and staff wear running shoes to work, and a black plastic digital watch with calculator. | |
| Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright." | |
| <james> Are we going to make an emacs out of apt? APT - Debian in a program. It even does your laundry -- Seen on #Debian | |
| I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927! | |
| If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again! | |
| Laundry is the fifth dimension!! ... um ... um ... th' washing machine is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!! | |
