|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|Easy come and easy go,|
some call me easy money,
Sometimes life is full of laughs,
and sometimes it ain't funny
You may think that I'm a fool
and sometimes that is true,
But I'm goin' to heaven in a flash of fire,
with or without you.
-- Hoyt Axton
|He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.|
-- Bertolt Brecht
|He who laughs last -- missed the punch line.|
|He who laughs last didn't get the joke.|
|He who laughs last hasn't been told the terrible truth.|
|He who laughs last is probably your boss.|
|He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained.|
|He who laughs, lasts.|
|Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.|
| The wise programmer is told about the Tao and follows it. The average|
programmer is told about the Tao and searches for it. The foolish programmer
is told about the Tao and laughs at it. If it were not for laughter, there
would be no Tao.
The highest sounds are the hardest to hear. Going forward is a way to
retreat. Greater talent shows itself late in life. Even a perfect program
still has bugs.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
|"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."|
-- Paul White
|When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!|
|When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?|
| ...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither|
does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to
combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is
-- Umberto Eco, "The Name of the Rose"
|The wise student hears of the Tao and practices it diligently.|
The average student hears of the Tao and gives it thought now and again.
The foolish student hears of the Tao and laughs aloud.
If there were no laughter, the Tao would not be what it is.
Hence it is said:
The bright path seems dim;
Going forward seems like retreat;
The easy way seems hard;
The highest Virtue seems empty;
Great purity seems sullied;
A wealth of Virtue seems inadequate;
The strength of Virtue seems frail;
Real Virtue seems unreal;
The perfect square has no corners;
Great talents ripen late;
The highest notes are hard to hear;
The greatest form has no shape;
The Tao is hidden and without name.
The Tao alone nourishes and brings everything to fulfillment.
|He laughs at every joke three times... once when it's told, once when|
it's explained, and once when he understands it.
|He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.|
|Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal|
that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they
ought to be.
-- William Hazlitt
1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
4 (personal): Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen
6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your
7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't
mind putting that thing away.
8 (philosophical): You know. It's not the size of a nose that's important.
It's what's in it that matters.
9 (humorous): Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye,
10 (commercial): Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
11 (polite): Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps
12 (melodic): Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
-- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"