|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)|
The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National
7:30, Channel 8: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the
Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.
|<Overfiend> xhost +localhost should only be done by people who would|
paint their hostname and root password on an interstate
|We tried to close Ohio's borders and ran into a Constitutional problem.|
There's a provision in the Constitution that says you can't close your
borders to interstate commerce, and garbage is a form of interstate commerce.
-- Ohio Lt. Governor Paul Leonard