|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|Come on Al, if you have real arguments let hear them, if you want to insult|
people you gotta do better than that above. :)
- Jakob ěstergaard poking Alexander Viro on linux-kernel
|HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME --|
Take a shot every time:
-- Sergeant Schultz says, "I knoooooowww nooooothing!"
-- General Burkhalter or Major Hochstetter intimidate/insult Colonel Klink.
-- Colonel Klink falls for Colonel Hogan's flattery.
-- One of the prisoners sneaks out of camp (one shot for each prisoner to go).
-- Colonel Klink snaps to attention after answering the phone (two shots
if it's one of our heroes on the other end).
-- One of the Germans is threatened with being sent to the Russian front.
-- Corporal Newkirk calls up a German in his phoney German accent, and
tricks him (two shots if it's Colonel Klink).
-- Hogan has a romantic interlude with a beautiful girl from the underground.
-- Colonel Klink relates how he's never had an escape from Stalag 13.
-- Sergeant Schultz gives up a secret (two shots if he's bribed with food).
-- The prisoners listen to the Germans' conversation by a hidden transmitter.
-- Sergeant Schultz "captures" one of the prisoners after an escape.
-- Lebeau pronounces "colonel" as "cuh-loh-`nell".
-- Carter builds some kind of device (two shots if it's not explosive).
-- Lebeau wears his apron.
-- Hogan says "We've got no choice" when someone claims that the plan is
-- The prisoners capture an important German, and sneak him out the tunnel.
|To add insult to injury.|
|<Mercury> emacs sucks, literally, not a insult, just a comment that its|
large enough to have a noticeable gravitational pull...
| `O' LEVEL COUNTER CULTURE|
Timewarp allowed: 3 hours. Do not scrawl situationalist graffiti in the
margins or stub your rollups in the inkwells. Orange may be worn. Credit
will be given to candidates who self-actualise.
(1) Compare and contrast Pink Floyd with Black Sabbath and say why
neither has street credibility.
(2) "Even Buddha would have been hard pushed to reach Nirvana squatting
on a juggernaut route." Consider the dialectic of inner truth
and inner city.
(3) Discuss degree of hassle involved in paranoia about being sucked
into a black hole.
(4) "The Egomaniac's Liberation Front were a bunch of revisionist
ripoff merchants." Comment on this insult.
(5) Account for the lack of references to brown rice in Dylan's lyrics.
(6) "Castenada was a bit of a bozo." How far is this a fair summing
up of western dualism?
(7) Hermann Hesse was a Pisces. Discuss.
|"If you can't debate me, then there is no way in hell you'll out-insult me."|
-- Scott Legrand (Scott.Legrand@hogbbs.Fidonet.Org)
"You may be wrong here, little one."
-- R. W. F. Clark (RWC102@PSUVM)
[From con "to defraud, dupe, swindle," or, possibly, French con
(vulgar) "a person of little merit" + sult elliptical form of
"insult."] A tipster disguised as an oracle, especially one who
has learned to decamp at high speed in spite of a large briefcase
and heavy wallet.
|Be independent. Insult a rich relative today.|
|Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!|
-- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"
|Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.|
|Nothing, nothing, nothing, no error, no crime is so absolutely repugnant|
to God as everything which is official; and why? because the official is
so impersonal and therefore the deepest insult which can be offered to a
-- Soren Kierkegaard
|The polite thing to do has always been to address people as they wish to be|
addressed, to treat them in a way they think dignified. But it is equally
important to accept and tolerate different standards of courtesy, not
expecting everyone else to adapt to one's own preferences. Only then can
we hope to restore the insult to its proper social function of expressing
-- Judith Martin, "Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly
| "You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil, to treat you|
any old way he likes, and to insult your dignity, then he may deem you
fit to hear his view of things?"
"Quite the contrary. You must defend your integrity, assuming
you have integrity to defend. But you must defend it nobly, not by
imitating his own low behavior. If you are gentle where he is rough,
if you are polite where he is uncouth, then he will recognize you as
potentially worthy. If he does not, then he is not a master, after all,
and you may feel free to kick his ass."
-- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume"
|You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.|
| How do you insult a lawyer?|
You might as well not even try. Consider: of all the highly
trained and educated professions, law is the only one in which the prime
lesson is that *winning* is more important than *truth*.
Once someone has sunk to that level, what worse can you say about them?