|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|Brief History Of Linux (#4)|
Walls & Windows
Most people don't realize that many of the technological innovations taken
for granted in the 20th Century date back centuries ago. The concept of a
network "firewall", for instance, is a product of the Great Wall of China,
a crude attempt to keep raging forest fires out of Chinese territory. It
was soon discovered that the Wall also kept Asian intruders ("steppe
kiddies") out, just as modern-day firewalls keep network intruders
("script kiddies") out.
Meanwhile, modern terminology for graphical user interfaces originated
from Pre-Columbian peoples in Central and South America. These natives
would drag-and-drop icons (sculptures of the gods) into vast pits of
certain gooey substances during a ritual in which "mice" (musical
instruments that made a strange clicking sound) were played to an eerie
| Monotheism is a gift from the gods.|
|Disillusioned words like bullets bark,|
As human gods aim for their mark,
Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored christs that glow in the dark.
It's easy to see without looking too far
That not much is really sacred.
-- Bob Dylan
|From too much love of living,|
From hope and fear set free,
We thank with brief thanksgiving,
Whatever gods may be,
That no life lives forever,
That dead men rise up never,
That even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea.
|I have no doubt the Devil grins,|
As seas of ink I spatter.
Ye gods, forgive my "literary" sins--
The other kind don't matter.
-- Robert W. Service
|The Junior God now heads the roll|
In the list of heaven's peers;
He sits in the House of High Control,
And he regulates the spheres.
Yet does he wonder, do you suppose,
If, even in gods divine,
The best and wisest may not be those
Who have wallowed awhile with the swine?
-- Robert W. Service
|What awful irony is this?|
We are as gods, but know it not.
|Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.|
|When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.|
|Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.|
|Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.|
-- Bernard Levin
|<joeyh> netgod: er, are these 2.2.0 packages 2.0.0pre9 or do you have a|
direct line with the gods?
<netgod> joeyh: i have the direct line
|<dracus> Ctrl+Option+Command + P + R|
<Knghtbrd> dracus - YE GODS! That's worse than EMACS!
<dracus> don't ask what that does :P
|<|Rain|> Knghtbrd: let me give you access to the zone files|
<Knghtbrd> oh gods - you do realize I have never played with bind right?
<|Rain|> uhoh :)
|<Hydroxide> knightbrd: from knightbrd.brain import * :)|
<knghtbrd> Oh gods if it were that easy ..
<knghtbrd> from carmack.brain import OpenGL
| A novice asked the master: "I perceive that one computer company is|
much larger than all others. It towers above its competition like a giant
among dwarfs. Any one of its divisions could comprise an entire business.
Why is this so?"
The master replied, "Why do you ask such foolish questions? That
company is large because it is so large. If it only made hardware, nobody
would buy it. If it only maintained systems, people would treat it like a
servant. But because it combines all of these things, people think it one
of the gods! By not seeking to strive, it conquers without effort."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
| They are fools that think that wealth or women or strong drink or even|
drugs can buy the most in effort out of the soul of a man. These things offer
pale pleasures compared to that which is greatest of them all, that task which
demands from him more than his utmost strength, that absorbs him, bone and
sinew and brain and hope and fear and dreams -- and still calls for more.
They are fools that think otherwise. No great effort was ever bought.
No painting, no music, no poem, no cathedral in stone, no church, no state was
ever raised into being for payment of any kind. No parthenon, no Thermopylae
was ever built or fought for pay or glory; no Bukhara sacked, or China ground
beneath Mongol heel, for loot or power alone. The payment for doing these
things was itself the doing of them.
To wield onself -- to use oneself as a tool in one's own hand -- and
so to make or break that which no one else can build or ruin -- THAT is the
greatest pleasure known to man! To one who has felt the chisel in his hand
and set free the angel prisoned in the marble block, or to one who has felt
sword in hand and set homeless the soul that a moment before lived in the body
of his mortal enemy -- to those both come alike the taste of that rare food
spread only for demons or for gods."
-- Gordon R. Dickson, "Soldier Ask Not"
"The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
|There comes to all races an ultimate crisis which you have yet to face|
.... One day our minds became so powerful we dared think of ourselves as gods.
-- Sargon, "Return to Tomorrow", stardate 4768.3
|Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.|
|The Tao is an empty vessel; it is used, but never filled.|
Oh, unfathomable source of ten thousand things!
Blunt the sharpness,
Untangle the knot,
Soften the glare,
Merge with dust.
Oh, hidden deep but ever present!
I do not know from whence it comes.
It is the forefather of the gods.
|... so long as the people do not care to exercise their freedom, those|
who wish to tyrranize will do so; for tyrants are active and ardent,
and will devote themselves in the name of any number of gods, religious
and otherwise, to put shackles upon sleeping men.
-- Voltarine de Cleyre
|Psychologists think they're experimental psychologists.|
Experimental psychologists think they're biologists.
Biologists think they're biochemists.
Biochemists think they're chemists.
Chemists think they're physical chemists.
Physical chemists think they're physicists.
Physicists think they're theoretical physicists.
Theoretical physicists think they're mathematicians.
Mathematicians think they're metamathematicians.
Metamathematicians think they're philosophers.
Philosophers think they're gods.
|And there was much suffering among the people, for g++ was a necessity. And|
one rose up from the mass and cried, "Lord Root, if thou canst not help us,
then call upon the gods of far firstname.lastname@example.org for among them are sages of
wisdom who may be of help!"
- bug report from Sean Callanan send to the GCC mailing list
|As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.|
-- Shakespeare, "King Lear"
|His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. He preferred|
to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam. He never
claimed to be a god. But then, he never claimed not to be a god. Circum-
stances being what they were, neither admission could be of any benefit.
Silence, though, could. It was in the days of the rains that their prayers
went up, not from the fingering of knotted prayer cords or the spinning of
prayer wheels, but from the great pray-machine in the monastery of Ratri,
goddess of the Night. The high-frequency prayers were directed upward through
the atmosphere and out beyond it, passing into that golden cloud called the
Bridge of the Gods, which circles the entire world, is seen as a bronze
rainbow at night and is the place where the red sun becomes orange at midday.
Some of the monks doubted the orthodoxy of this prayer technique...
-- Roger Zelazny, "Lord of Light"
|When Yahweh your gods has settled you in the land you're about to occupy, and|
driven out many infidels before you...you're to cut them down and exterminate
them. You're to make no compromise with them or show them any mercy.
[Deut. 7:1 (KJV)]
|It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God.|
It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
- Thomas Jefferson
|I'm sick of being trodden on! The Elder Gods say they can make me a man!|
All it costs is my soul! I'll do it, cuz NOW I'M MAD!!!
- Necronomicomics #1, Jack Herman & Jeff Dee
|"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is |
shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
-- Albert Einstein
|Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.|
|What the gods would destroy they first submit to an IEEE standards committee.|
|"An honest god is the noblest work of man. ... God has always resembled his|
creators. He hated and loved what they hated and loved and he was invariably
found on the side of those in power. ... Most of the gods were pleased with
sacrifice, and the smell of innocent blood has ever been considered a divine
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
|"We are not endeavoring to chain the future but to free the present. ... We are|
the advocates of inquiry, investigation, and thought. ... It is grander to think
and investigate for yourself than to repeat a creed. ... I look for the day
when *reason*, throned upon the world's brains, shall be the King of Kings and
the God of Gods.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
|"Were there no women, men might live like gods."|
-- Thomas Dekker
|"Science makes godlike -- it is all over with priests and gods when man becomes|
scientific. Moral: science is the forbidden as such -- it alone is
forbidden. Science is the *first* sin, the *original* sin. *This alone is
morality.* ``Thou shalt not know'' -- the rest follows."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
|Against stupidity the very gods Themselves contend in vain.|
-- Friedrich von Schiller, "The Maid of Orleans", III, 6
|We ARE as gods and might as well get good at it.|
-- Whole Earth Catalog