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Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) by Linux fortune

Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.
Finally, Zippy drives his 1958 RAMBLER METROPOLITAN into the faculty
dining room.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest
in students.
                -- John Ciardi
You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
                -- Alfred Kahn
A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.
College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty
played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees
played.  There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks,
and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity.
                -- H. L. Mencken
QOTD:
        "A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem."
        Graduating seniors, parents and friends...
        Let me begin by reassuring you that my remarks today will stand up
to the most stringent requirements of the new appropriateness.
        The intra-college sensitivity advisory committee has vetted the
text of even trace amounts of subconscious racism, sexism and classism.
        Moreover, a faculty panel of deconstructionists have reconfigured
the rhetorical components within a post-structuralist framework, so as to
expunge any offensive elements of western rationalism and linear logic.
        Finally, all references flowing from a white, male, eurocentric
perspective have been eliminated, as have any other ruminations deemed
denigrating to the political consensus of the moment.

        Thank you and good luck.
                -- Doonesbury, the University Chancellor's graduation speech.
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