|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability|
and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but
money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.
-- George Bernard Shaw
|My words are easy to understand and easy to perform,|
Yet no man under heaven knows them or practices them.
My words have ancient beginnings.
My actions are disciplined.
Because men do not understand, they have no knowledge of me.
Those that know me are few;
Those that abuse me are honored.
Therefore the sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart.
|Q: I cant spell worth a dam. I hope your going too tell me what to do?|
A: Don't worry about how your articles look. Remember it's the message
that counts, not the way it's presented. Ignore the fact that sloppy
spelling in a purely written forum sends out the same silent messages that
soiled clothing would when addressing an audience.
-- Brad Templeton, _Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette_
|Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants,|
today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-- Dave Barry
Fear of bullets;
Fear of opening one's eyes.
Fear of sinning.
Fear of being buried alive.
Fear of food.
Fear of hair.
Fear of clothing.
|FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH PHRASES MEAN: #4|
Reviewee hasn't gotten anything right yet, and it is anticipated
that this pattern will continue throughout the coming year.
an excellent sounding board:
Present reviewee with any number of alternatives, and implement
them in the order precisely opposite of his/her specification.
a planner and organizer:
Usually manages to put on socks before shoes. Can match the
animal tags on his clothing.
In clothing: the indiscriminate combination of two or more
items from various decades to create a personal mood: Sheila =
Mary Quant earrings (1960s) + cork wedgie platform shows (1970s) +
black leather jacket (1950s and 1980s).
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated