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De - Pt| Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
| Windows is the only solitaire game that requires 16 MB of RAM. | |
| "A copy of Windows 95 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs, please." | |
| "Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates, 1981 "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM." -- Bill Gates, 1996 "Nobody will ever need Windows 95." -- logical conclusion | |
| Q: What's the difference between Windows 95 and a highly destructive virus? A: About 90 MB of hard disk space. | |
