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| SEMINAR ANNOUNCEMENT|
Title: Are Frogs Turing Compatible?
Speaker: Don "The Lion" Knuth
Several researchers at the University of Louisiana have been studying
the computing power of various amphibians, frogs in particular. The problem
of frog computability has become a critical issue that ranges across all areas
of computer science. It has been shown that anything computable by an amphi-
bian community in a fixed-size pond is computable by a frog in the same-size
pond -- that is to say, frogs are Pond-space complete. We will show that
there is a log-space, polywog-time reduction from any Turing machine program
to a frog. We will suggest these represent a proper subset of frog-computable
This is not just a let's-see-how-far-those-frogs-can-jump seminar.
This is only for hardcore amphibian-computation people and their colleagues.
Refreshments will be served. Music will be played.
|"The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead |
girl or a live boy."
-- Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards