Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Household hint: If you are out of cream for your coffee, mayonnaise makes a dandy substitute. | |
Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. -- Ogden Nash, "Reflections on Ice-Breaking" Fortune updates the great quotes: #53. Candy is dandy; but liquor is quicker, and sex won't rot your teeth. |