|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|The Shuttle is now going five times the sound of speed.|
-- Dan Rather, first landing of Columbia
|District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos to escape|
injury, and then strike the car as they come down, are liable for any
damage inflicted on the vehicle.
|In Columbia, Pennsylvania, it is against the law for a pilot to tickle|
a female flying student under her chin with a feather duster in order
to get her attention.
|The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert pressure on|
a balloon and thereby cause a whistling sound on the streets.