Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Even the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to be at fault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution. Take the case of any pencil, sharpened by any woman; if you have witnesses, you will find she did it with a knife; but if you take simply the aspect of the pencil, you will say that she did it with her teeth. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" | |
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health. | |
Caution: Keep out of reach of children. | |
Exercise caution in your daily affairs. | |
You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution. | |
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal. |